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Date\\Nov 10th\\Issue: #39b/
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Note from the Editor >< This Weeks Poll >< NEWS! >< Your Opinion
Next Week On Buffy + Angel! >< Pictures >< Trivia
Buffy Questions >< FanFic >< Quotes
Review >< Links >< OnGoing RP!
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NOTE from the EDITOR
Well... I don't have 4.0 anymore :) Now I have 7.0 ! I love the icons. You know, they really should have Buffy or Angel icons.
---- This Weeks ----
+ Yes No +
Last Weeks:
+ What is your favorite part of the episode?
Going Thru the Motions I've Got a Theory I'll Never Tell Rest in Peace
+ Do you think Tara should have given Willow one more chance?
Happy! Not Happy!
+ Are you left wishing for another Buffy musical spectacula?
Yes No
NEWS
I am a member of a fanfic group. Recently I recieved little bit from them about the Buffy musical. The person who sent it out, got it from TVguide. This is it:
<<<SLAY SONGS: If you can't get those catchy tunes
from last night's sublime musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer out of your head, well, help is on the way: Series creator Joss Whedon plans to release a soundtrack.<<<<
Register at Buffyupn.com ASAP for your chance to win one of the 500 Limited Edition Buffy musical Poster!!! Members will be picked randomly to be given one.
Also... Tomorrow (Nov.12th) go to Keyword: Live to find David Boreanaz in a live chat! "Talk to him about the chemistry between Angel and Cordelia, Darla's pregnancy, and his upcoming movie, 'I'm With Lucy'.
*Your Opinion*
Buffy and Spike kissed! What's your reaction?
Your Opinion
: O SwAsiA O :
NEXT WEEK ON ANGEL!
Monday, Nov 12th
Quickening
As Angel and the gang try to figure out what exactly is inside Darla---who's now having contractions---news of her pregnancy causes near pandemonium at Wolfram & Hart. Meanwhile, the demon Sahjhan (Jack Conley) tries to bring a newly resurrected Holtz (Keith Szarabajka) up to speed on what he missed over the last couple of centuries
NEXT WEEK ON BUFFY!
Tuesday, Nov 13th
Tabula Rasa
Despite Tara's misgivings about her overindulgence in witchcraft, Willow tries to cheer Buffy up by making the Slayer forget the idyllic afterlife she left behind. Alas, the spell goes awry and affects the minds of all the Scoobies.
PICTURES
Trivia
1. S6/Buffy : What name did Buffy create for herself?
2. S6/Buffy: Who summoned Sweet the demon?
Buffy Trivia
Previously on Trivia:
1. S6//Buffy: What color was the stone in the necklace Dawn was wearing? Yellow
2. What is the name of the guy/vamp who Dawn was with? Justin
Winners: O SwAisiA O, A BuFfyBabE, TheGirlDestined, Joan485516, BuffyAngel4evrRS, DARKLOCKE, Mommaslov,
* Buffy Questions *
E-mail if you have a Q: BuffJunkE
Fanfiction
Quotes
Tabula Rasa
SPIKE: I know what kind of girl you really are. (Buffy glaring at him) Don't I.
BUFFY: What we did is done. But I will never kiss you, Spike. Never touch you ever. ever again
Spike: Take it easy, you'll get your kittens. :: Buffy rolls her eyes ::
Shark Demon: Oh, I trust you, Mr. Spike.
Buffy: Oh god, what is it with you guys? Why kittens? Why can't you just use money like everybody else?
Shark Demon: She's funny. I like funny in a girl.
ANYA: Do you think she ... walked around on clouds, wearing like ... Birkenstocks and played a harp? 'Cause those are just not flattering. You know, the clonky sandals, not a harp. (softly) I mean, who ... doesn't look good with a harp?
The others just look at her. They all look grim.
ANYA: What? I'm just saying what everyone's thinking, (to Xander) right baby?
XANDER: You are attractive and have many good qualities.
TARA: It's totally not stupid to wonder what it was like for Buffy. But it could have been any one of a zillion heavenly dimensions. All we know is that ... it was a good place and she was happy there.
WILLOW: And we took her away from that. We wrecked it for her.
XANDER: We didn't wreck. We didn't know.
WILLOW: We didn't wanna know. (Tara looks sadly at her) We were so selfish. *I* was so selfish.
XANDER: (shakes head) Maybe we were. I just feel weird feeling bad that my friend's not dead. It's ... too mind-boggling. So I've decided to simplify the whole thing. Me like Buffy. Buffy's alive, so, me glad.
TARA: Not to be Miss Psycho Pep Squad, but we have *got* to stop obsessing about what we did and start trying to make things better for Buffy.
ANYA: I'm with Miss Psycho Pep Squad.
XANDER: Ah, we need to spend more time with her, just hang out. Maybe have ... weekly dinners over here, or, uh ... a book club. Short books. Videos.
WILLOW: I can fix it. I know a spell.
TARA: (angrily) No! No more spells.
Xander looks from Tara to Willow, confused.
WILLOW: (to Tara) Then what? This isn't something that's gonna be fixed by a video club. I know I messed up, okay, and ... I wanna fix it.
TARA: I can't believe that we are talking about this again. You know how powerful magic is, how dangerous. You could hurt someone, you ... you could hurt yourself.
WILLOW: (shaking head) I know a spell that will make her forget she was ever in heaven.
TARA: (angrily) God, what is wrong with you?!
XANDER: (getting up) I'm gonna go get that ... phone you probably don't hear. High-pitched ring, ears like a dog.
ANYA: I'm gonna help you with that.
Xander and Anya flee into the bedroom leaving Tara and Willow alone.
TARA: Do you think I'm stupid? I know you used that spell on me.
WILLOW: Tara, I'm sorry, I-
TARA: Don't! Just ... don't. (shakes head) There's nothing you can say.
WILLOW: Tara, I didn't mean to-
TARA: To what? Violate my mind like that? How could you, Willow? How could you after what Glory did to me?
WILLOW: Violate you? I ... I-I didn't ... mean anything like that, I-I, I just wanted us not to fight any more. I love you.
TARA: If you don't wanna fight, you don't fight. You don't use magic to make a fight disappear.
WILLOW: But I-I just wanted to make things better. Better for us.
TARA: But you don't get to decide what is better for us, Will. We're in a relationship, we are supposed to decide together.
WILLOW: Okay. I'm ... I realize I, I did it wrong.
TARA: You did it the way you're doing everything. When things get rough, you ... you don't even consider the options. You just ... you just do a spell. It's not good for you, Willow. And it's not what magic is for.
WILLOW: (anxious) But I ... I just wanna help people.
TARA: Maybe that's how it started, but ... you're helping yourself now, fixing things to your liking. Including me.
WILLOW: Tara, no!
Tara looks away. Beat.
TARA: (tearfully) I don't think this is gonna work.
WILLOW: Hey. It is, i-it's working. (Tara just looks at her, looks down) Tara, please. I need you, baby. I need you. I don't need magic, I-I don't, I ... let me prove it to you, okay? I, I will go a month without doing any magic
GILES: You have to be strong. I'm, I'm trying to-
BUFFY: (jumps up) Trying to, to what? (angrily) Desert me? Abandon me? Leave me all alone when I really need somebody?
GILES: (quietly) I don't want to leave-
BUFFY: So don't. Please don't.
She goes to sit beside him.
BUFFY: I can't do this without you.
GILES: You can. That's why I'm going. As long as I stay you'll always turn to me if there's something comes up that you feel that you can't handle, and I'll step in because, because ... (pause, sighs) Because I can't bear to see you suffer.
BUFFY: Me too. Hate suffering. Had about as much of it as I can take.
GILES: Believe me, I'm loathe to cause you more, but this...
Giles pauses. Buffy looks on the verge of tears.
GILES: I've taught you all I can about being a slayer, and your mother taught you what you needed to know about life. (Buffy looks away, pouting) You ... you're not gonna trust that until you're forced to stand alone.
BUFFY: But why now? Now that you know where I've been, what I'm going through?
GILES: Now more than ever. The temptation to give up is gonna be overwhelming, and I can't let-
BUFFY: So I won't! No giving up. You can be here, and I can still be strong.
Beat. She stares at him anxiously.
GILES: Buffy, I've thought this over ... and over. I believe it's the right thing to do.
BUFFY: You're wrong.
ANYA: For real this time? 'Cause honest to Pete, a young shopkeeper's heart can only take so much ... I mean, not that I want you to go-
BUFFY: I can't do this.
Buffy walks quickly past them, up the stairs, toward the door.
BUFFY: I just, I don't think...
WILLOW: Buffy, listen.
Buffy stops, turns back.
WILLOW: I know this must be awful for you, and I, I'm sorry, I ... I'm so sorry for...
Buffy nods impatiently.
BUFFY: Sorry. Everybody's sorry. I know that you guys are just trying to help ... but it's just, it's too much. And, and I, I can't take it any more. (tearful) If you guys ... if you guys understood how it felt ... how it feels. It's like I'm dying, it-
WILLOW: Weird books with weird covers, like (picks up a book from the counter) Magic for Beginners. (revelation) Oh!
TARA: (gets up) This is a magic shop. A-a-a real magic shop.
BUFFY: Well, maybe that's it. Maybe something magic happened-
GILES: (scoffs) Magic! Magic's all balderdash and chicanery. I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing. (everyone looking at him) Except I seem to be British, don't I? Uh, and a man. With ... glasses. (removes glasses) Well, that narrows it down considerably.
DAWN: (tearfully to Buffy) I don't like this.
BUFFY: It's okay, don't worry. We'll take care of each other.
GILES: We'll all get our memory back, and it'll all be right as rain.
SPIKE: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. (everyone looking at him) You Englishmen are always so... (pauses) Bloody hell! (ticks off on his fingers) Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
GILES: (puts glasses on) Welcome to the nancy tribe.
SPIKE: You don't suppose you and I ... we're not related, are we?
ANYA: There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance.
BUFFY: You're Dawn.
DAWN: (smiles) Or, Umad.
GILES: I'm, uh, called Rupert Giles.
ANYA: (smiling fondly) Rupert.
SPIKE: Rupert! (giggles)
GILES: You're not too old to put across my knee, you know ... sonny. (Spike still laughing) Anyway, what did I call you?
SPIKE: Um...
SPIKE: 'Made with care for Randy.' (looks at Giles angrily) Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
GILES: Randy's ... a family name, undoubtedly.
BUFFY: (to others) I think I know why Joan's the boss. I'm like a superhero or something!
BUFFY: Okay. I've got a plan.
XANDER: I'm all ears.
BUFFY: They seem to want Randy. And I seem to be pretty strong. Wicked strong. So, you guys go through the sewers to get to the hospital, and Randy and I'll give the monsters a run for their money.
SPIKE: That's your plan?
BUFFY: Yes.
SPIKE: Right.
ANYA: I'm not leaving the shop. I have to protect the cash register, and ... do some spells.
GILES: Oh. Well, magic might help, yes, it's worth a shot.
BUFFY: All right. You work on that then. We need to go. Ready, Randy?
SPIKE: Ready, Joan.
ANYA: (smiling) This is the book for us.
GILES: (takes book) Oh, good. Does it focus on mind control, or-or memory loss?
ANYA: Not exactly, I just, um ... my intuition tells me this is the book. (Giles stares at her) And I figure being a magic shop owner and a natural at the supernatural, I should trust my intuition.
GILES: Y-yes, fine, but as you recall, (caressing her face) I too am a magic shop owner.
ANYA: True, but my intuition says that you're not so much the magic guy and more of a paperwork type. (Giles frowns) Okay, here we go.
Anya sets the book on the table and opens it to a random page.
GILES: But you don't even know-
ANYA: (reads from book) Bara bara himble gemination.
A bunny suddenly appears on the table in front of Anya. She screams and grabs Giles.
BUFFY: I kill your kind.
SPIKE: And I bite yours. (drops his hand from his face) So how come I don't wanna bite you? (Buffy frowns in confusion) And why am I fightin' other vampires?
SPIKE: I must be a noble vampire. (Buffy looks dubious) A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. (chuckles) I'm a vampire with a soul.
BUFFY: (frowning) A vampire with a soul? (beat) Oh my god, how lame is that?
GILES: Perhaps we should try another book.
ANYA: (O.S.) No!
ANYA: This book made the little fluffers, and this book's gonna send 'em back. I've got it this time, okay. (reads) 'Himble abri, abri voyon.'
GILES: (whispers) Look what you've done, you lunatic woman! (looking through a pile of books in his lap)
ANYA: (whispers) Don't blame me, you snobby, snotty, thinks he's so great kind of jerk ... and I feel compelled to take some vengeance on you.
Angel : Quickening
Fred: "It turns out that some of the irregular verbs Wes was using were problematic when converted to Ga-shundi because of the Nyazian trick of converting both nouns and verbs, which he discovered by... - Sorry. I'll shut up now so he can tell you what he figured out."
Wes: "The Tro-clan isn't a person or persons. It's a confluence of events."
Cordy: "Which means it not only involves you, Darla and the child, but other horrible things we don't know about."
Angel: "That... That's good. Right? I mean, doesn't that mean that the kid isn't this evil, apocalyptic thing that we feared?"
Wes: "Not necessarily. There are a few Nyazian phrases related specifically to the thing being born that I haven't been able to complete."
Angel: "So it's important that you so."
Gunn: "Because we need to know what kind of bun is in the oven."
Darla: "I know one thing about it. Something's protecting it."
Fred: "How do you know that?"
Darla sits down: "Because I can't get rid of it."
Fred: "Sorry I asked."
Gunn raises the crossbow: "So you're saying, if I shot this into your stomach, it wouldn't do anything?"
Darla spreads her hands: "Fire away."
Angel steps between them: "No one is firing anything."
Wes: "Angel's right. Clearly something wants this thing to come to term. - We'll wait for it to be born then we'll chop its head off."
Fred: "Well, what if it doesn't have a head?"
Cordy: "We're gonna need a really big mallet."
Gunn: "If it skitters, we should have a net or something. Maybe a flame thrower."
Angel: "Flame thrower? No, no. There'll be no throwing of flames. Nobody's gonna do anything until we know exactly what's going on. Now, if anybody has a problem with that they should leave - now."
Darla gets up, shrugs and walks towards the door. Angel pulls her back.
Angel: "Not you."
Angel sighs and takes a step closer to the others.
Angel: "Come on, guys. How about it?"
After a beat Gunn lowers his crossbow with a nod.
Angel: "Cordy?"
Cordy steps closer: "You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me *and* her evil love child?"
Cordy hauls back and clocks Darla full on the nose, sending her stumbling back against the chair.
Cordy smiles at Angel: "Okay, I'm in."
Darla leans on the chair and moans.
Cordy: "Oh, come on, tough girl. You're a vampire.. A punch in the nose shouldn't hurt that much."
Fred: "Not ow her nose. She's having contractions."
Darla: "Something's wrong. The pain..."
Angel: "You like pain."
Darla: "This is different. I want it out - now!"
Wes: "That's exactly what's happening, Darla. You're in the first stage of labor."
Angel: "Labor, that's - that's good, right? How long does it usually last?"
Wes: "It varies. On average, the whole thing, maybe eighteen hours."
Darla forces herself up out of the chair: "Eighteen hours? That's too long!"
Angel supports her as she hunches over with another contraction.
Angel: "Alright. Easy. Lie down."
Angel: "Guys, we got to figure out what's inside of her now, before it skitters out."
Gunn: "We should get a demony doctor in here. You know, someone who understands how her vampire girl parts work. (Cordy looks at him) You know what I'm saying."
Cordy: "Well, didn't she already try that whole shaman, voodoo, witch doctor thing?"
Angel: "Yeah. She did."
Fred: "I don't suppose she ever went to like a normal doctor or a hospital?"
Cordy: "Hey, there's an idea: hospital. Oh, wait, they don't admit vampires."
Angel: "Who says we have to admit?"
Wes: "Of course. We don't need the right doctor, we just need the right equipment."
Angel: "Isn't that a head?"
Wes: "I think it is. Or is that the head?"
Fred: "Maybe you're both right. (Everyone turns to look at her) It's not like I'm suggesting it's an evil two-headed thing."
Wes moves the sensor around.
Cordy: "I see it."
Darla: "My little parasite."
Wes: "Oh, my..."
Angel: "What is it?"
Wes: "It's - it's human."
Gunn: "Human as is in humanoid? As in cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers?"
Wes: "No - human as in - a boy."
Angel: "Boy?"
Wes with a slight smile: "A boy. A boy. (To Darla) You're carrying a boy."
Darla: "Great."
Angel: "Gonna have a son. (A slight smile creeps across Angel's face) I'm gonna have a son."
Fred: "Guys. As fascinating as an ultra-sound image of an unborn child may appear..."
Angel: "Me. A father. To a son. You know what that means?"
Fred: "We're surrounded by vampires?"
Angel: "No, it's a human bo..."
Vampire straightening from his meal: "As it has been prophesied - by our great potentate Ul-thar, we vow our lives to protect this - special child."
Angel aside to Darla: "You hear that? Our kid. Special."
Vampire: "Now let us kill the humans so we may use their blood to nourish the mother - and her miracle child."
Darla, smiling: "Guess I'm getting dinner after all."
Angel: "Darla, you might wanna join the fight."
Darla: "Sorry, darling. I'm gonna have to be Switzerland and sit this one out. (To vampires) Now, you did say you were just gonna kill the humans, right?"
Vampire: "Yes, just the humans. Then we will nourish you, slice you open, wear your entrails as a belt and consume your eyeballs before we worship the miracle child."
Fred holds the dagger against Darla's belly.
Fred: "You freaks make one move and I'll slice the miracle kid into triplets."
Cordy: "It's always the quiet ones."
Vampire: "Wait!"
Fred quietly to Darla: "They don't know the knife can't hurt the baby."
Darla: "They do *now.* Vampires have great hearing."
Cordy: "Why 're we stopping here?"
Angel: "It's only a couple of blocks from the hotel. I'll go the rest of the way on foot."
Cordy slides into the driver seat as Angel gets out and looks up at the surrounding buildings.
Gunn: "Hey, who said you get to be wheel man?"
Cordy: "Who said it had to be a man?"
Angel: "The scrolls?"
Wes: "In the cabinet back in the office."
Angel: "If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me."
Cordy: "Leave to where?"
Angel: "Anywhere. Somewhere safe."
Darla: "Angel?"
Angel: "Yeah."
Darla after a beat: "Just get out of here."
Buffy/Angel: Review\Opinion
Buffy
I really wish Willow could have held off on the magic for one week. It really shows how wrapped up she is in using magic... if that does make sense. What I mean is she uses so much magic for self-gain, she does it so much that she doesn't realize how it makes Tara and the others feel. In this episode, she had good intentions to make Buffy feel better by making her forget about her plesent after-life, so she could be happy to be alive. And on Tara to just make her forget, so this way for sure Tara won't leave her. In the end, it turns out lousy for Willow and Tara. Tara's feelings hurt deeply, does the only thing she can do. Leave. :( Which also hurt Dawn a little, dissapointed that Willow & Tara are broken up and Tara leaving.
Moving back toward the funny: When Anya was reading from the spell book, she kept saying the spell, the bunnies kept on coming. Before Anya knew it she was surrounded. I think that was extremely funny.
In the tunnel when Willow was talking to Dawn, she says "A little confused. I mean, I'm ... all sweaty ... and trapped, no memory, hiding in a pipe from a vampire... And I think I'm kinda gay."
I don't know if anyone remembers and maybe it's a bit not important, but the last part "And I think I'm kinda gay." She also said that in Doppelgangland. : )
Spike thinking he has a soul. A noble vampire. lol And then Buffy saying that a vamp with a soul is lame... that's funny being she dated Angel. lol
Angel
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